Black Techie

A tech initiation drink and tastes nicer than you might think.

Ingredients

Pint 80/- Vodka & Coke, no ice or lemon

Method

Drink from pint of 80/- down to just below the bulge in the glass Add Vodka & Coke Turn maglite to switch it on. Take lit maglite and, in order of tech superiority, stir drink Last to stir must suck the residue from the maglite. Senior Technician then recites an appropriate blessing All technicians must then down three fingers. Drinking continues until finished. Redo from 1.

Footnote

The other positive thing is that your maglite will taste nice for the next couple of days. It also proves that maglites work underwater and gives a pleasing lighting effect (Especially as you will be drunk before you try this).