The Story

TO BE EDITED BY BOX OFFICE STAFF ONLY

In the days of the old box office computer there was a word document containing a story that was traditionally appended to by the (bored) box office staff.

Now, the high tech online version!

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Chapter One

In the beginning there was a daisy. A daisy like no other daisy, because this daisy had the ability to converse with small cats. The bounds of this particular power were peculiarly specific. For instance, a feline of 2' or less would be comprehensible, whilst a moggy of more than 2'1" would be entirely oblivious to the daisy's ranting. Lucky for the daisy, who by the way was called Daisy or Dee to her friends, a kitten of just this description was passing by.

First Interuption

In days of yore, when the box office story was young, it was also interesting...